Ey up. Kettle on. Stopcock off.It's brass monkeys and t'boiler's having a lie-in.I'm not being funny, but that's not condensation, love.It'll be reet. After we've been.Cousin Dave said cheaper. Cousin Dave's in Magaluf.Put wood in t'hole. Heat's escaping.Yorkshire: where 'a bit damp' means t'ceiling's coming down.We're not London prices. We're not London excuses either.Fair play, that boiler's had a good innings.Don't just put another jumper on. Ring Donny.That's not a drip. That's a personality.Now then. What's gone on this time?Ey up. Kettle on. Stopcock off.It's brass monkeys and t'boiler's having a lie-in.I'm not being funny, but that's not condensation, love.It'll be reet. After we've been.Cousin Dave said cheaper. Cousin Dave's in Magaluf.Put wood in t'hole. Heat's escaping.Yorkshire: where 'a bit damp' means t'ceiling's coming down.We're not London prices. We're not London excuses either.Fair play, that boiler's had a good innings.Don't just put another jumper on. Ring Donny.That's not a drip. That's a personality.Now then. What's gone on this time?
General plumbing is most of what we do. We repair and replace taps, toilets, stopcocks, wastes, and copper or plastic pipework, and we will tell you if a quick fix is enough or if it needs doing once, properly.
We work in occupied homes and commercial premises, protect floors and furniture, and clear up before we leave.
What’s included
Taps, toilets and cisterns
Leaks and pipe repairs
Stopcocks and isolation valves
Washing machine and dishwasher connections
Outside taps and frost protection
Doncaster · South Yorkshire
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We answer 24 hours a day. Ey up, even on Christmas. If it's an emergency we'll treat it as one.